Slow Fourier Transform

There’s that joke I keep repeating these days.

A jew comes to a travel agency and asks, “I want to travel and see the world, can you offer me anything interesting?” So they roll out their options and do. He studies their list — this country is full of antisemites, this one’s populated by arabs, this one’s this, that one’s that. Lots of good reasons for a decent self-respecting jew not to go there. “Look, none of this will do, do you have anything else?” They offer him a globe, “We’re a serious travel agency, even if we don’t have something on the list, we can get you a trip to anywhere in the world, so just take this globe and pick something you like.” He thinks. Minutes later he asks them, “Tell me, guys, do you have another globe?”

Why? Oh, you see, I just surfed into a totally random blog by a nice-sounding foreigner currently resident in Russia, read it, wanted to leave a comment, blam I see a comment by someone I really don’t want to see anywhere within earshot of my blog. Apparently, he’s a regular there. This sort of thing keeps repeating.

I really, really need another globe. El-Hazard or maybe Dual would do just fine. I’d probably go with Autozam, Cephiro or Escaflowne’s Gaia if I had no other options. Let’s see, what’s the maximum size of a tesla coil that I can make?

P.S. Doesn’t anyone realise that if I don’t get another one, I will have to change this one, by force? Revolutions don’t just happen, they are born from blood, sweat and tears.