Eve Online, slow morning. I’m sitting in a station in a major mission hub, doing nothing important, when this comes up in local:
Vladimirovich2: ummm……
FallenAngel89: thanks!
FallenAngel89: it tickles
Vladimirovich2: what is that
FallenAngel89: your end!
Vladimirovich2: that wasn’t nice!
Vladimirovich2: asshole
FallenAngel89: dont try can flippin then if u dont know what ur doin
Vladimirovich2: fuck u!
snipereagle1: ROFL
FallenAngel89: thanks, but looks like i just fucked you
snipereagle1: pwn some noobs fallen angel?
Vladimirovich2: w.e
AAlek: lol dude that was hilarious
Kiel Artredies: you forgot to yell “suprise”
FallenAngel89: lol
FallenAngel89: dude seriously dropped a can on a hyperion
snipereagle1: lol, i think i missed something HILARIOUS
snipereagle1: LOL
snipereagle1: who was in the hyperion?
FallenAngel89: then stood there
AAlek: yup he dropped a can on a hyperion lo
AAlek: angel
FallenAngel89: lol i was in hyperion
snipereagle1: tehe
snipereagle1: so you took it back and fragged him to the stone age
FallenAngel89: lol yeah
snipereagle1: nice!
snipereagle1: what was he in?
FallenAngel89: an atron
Kiel Artredies: an atron xD
FallenAngel89: lol!
snipereagle1: atron
Kiel Artredies: oh man, that made my day
AAlek: well if he needs another ship lol i will buy him one that was great lol \
snipereagle1: HAHAHAHA
snipereagle1: +1 for that
Kiel Artredies: that single explosion made an otherwise dull day of floating in a belt worth while
snipereagle1: indeed
snipereagle1: just brightened my evening hearing about it
FallenAngel89: hehe
snipereagle1: hah
snipereagle1: wow…
snipereagle1: well, i was just checking skills
snipereagle1: and found one of the best convo’s in local OF ALL TIME!
FallenAngel89: lol your welcome
snipereagle1: XD
snipereagle1: nn
FallenAngel89: goodnight dude I thought, ‘huh’? But then, it continued.
Vladimirovich2: come on asshole!!
Raiden MarkIV: o.O
Vladimirovich2: seee i can shoot stuff
FallenAngel89: dude drop it u dont wanna start nothing
Vladimirovich2: you scared now
AAlek: look i know you are pissed but this isnt what we are here for
Raiden MarkIV: XD
Vladimirovich2: FUCKKKKK
Vladimirovich2: damn u!!!!!!!!
Raiden MarkIV: lol did you guys piss in his corn flakes?
FallenAngel89: i told you dont MESSSSS WITH US!!
Vladimirovich2: stop crying
FallenAngel89: well first you flip me
FallenAngel89: i pop u
FallenAngel89: u come back again, flip me again
FallenAngel89: i pop you with an orca, dont you give up?
Vladimirovich2: fuck u asshole
FallenAngel89: ok child
Quizzness: …
FallenAngel89: shit noob flippers
Raiden MarkIV: lmao
Abraxis Kane: ha ha
FallenAngel89: thats twice he comes
Kiel Artredies: and twice he gets fucked up
Raiden MarkIV: lol
FallenAngel89: lol yup
I get curious and addressbook him, he’s online but not in the system anymore. So I grab my covops and go looking where the unfortunate event happened.
Oliver Singh: You think he’ll show up a third time?
Kiel Artredies: and twice we laught till theres tears in our eyes
Kiel Artredies: hopefully
Oliver Singh: /emote settles down to watch and gets popcorn in anticipation. :)
Eventually, more audience from the Mozg channel arrives (since I mentioned it in there as it happened, because the pilot has an obviously Russian name, and Mozg is a major Russian channel) and we all settle around the Orca to watch. And the guy comes back.
In a Velator.
And starts shooting the Orca.
FallenAngel89: lol
FallenAngel89: DUDE do you not learn!!!!!!
Vladimirovich2: no way u can beat me 3 times
Kiel Artredies: oh lord….best night of mining…ever
Laeryssa Fiadi: this has got to be a troll.
FallenAngel89: dude how old are you
AAlek: just mine and keep it cool
Raiden MarkIV: i gotta see this
Joe Yong: matreshka, vodka, balalaika
FallenAngel89: omg
FallenAngel89: dude ur no match for an orca
Zyklon41: let him go
Zyklon41: he will learn …. eventually
Kiel Artredies: he can go anytime he wants, he just wont stop
Kiel Artredies: looks like we ave an audience
Oliver Singh: Убиться веником, получить за это премию Дарвина…
Zyklon41: indeed ^^
Vladimirovich2: DIE DAMNIT
Oliver Singh: /emote facedesks repeatedly.
Mind you, a single Velator is clearly not sufficient to even dent Orca’s normal shield regeneration. This one is properly tanked.
FallenAngel89: ROFL!
Joe Yong: ты его пилить на велике будешь до скончания века
Vladimirovich2: fuck!! wtf
AAlek: lol
AAlek: this is great lol
Vladimirovich2: this is a bullshit fucking game
AAlek: :)
Zyklon41: read guides
Angel Exodia: fuck guides
Zyklon41: it a amazing fucking game
Laeryssa Fiadi: go back to hello kitty online.
Angel Exodia: lol
Angel Exodia: learn like a real man
AAlek: watch out
Joe Yong: schoolboy)))
Angel Exodia: lol hello kitty
Zyklon41: i suppose he comes with fregates?
Vladimirovich2: you all suck!!!!
Kiel Artredies: better, rookie ship
Zyklon41: we <3 u
Zyklon41: haha
Raiden MarkIV: rookie boats =P
FallenAngel89: yeah, so far 2 atrons and a velator
Laeryssa Fiadi: …i still reckon its a publicity trolling of local.
Laeryssa Fiadi: no-one is that stupid.
Oliver Singh: Maybe I should donate him some money for further entertainment.
FallenAngel89: lol
AAlek: yes do it lol
ErwinVonRommel: dare i ask whats going on?
AAlek: poppp
FallenAngel89: why would someone do that though
Zyklon41: 0.01 ISK
Laeryssa Fiadi: beats me
Kiel Artredies: someone in a rookie ship is trying to shoot down an orca
AAlek: a grudge lol
AAlek: belt 7 lol
Zyklon41: 3times in a row
Zyklon41: xD
ErwinVonRommel: can i watch? lol where at?
Caboosetheawesome: LEROY!!!!!!!
Oliver Singh: Belt 7. :)
Zyklon41: Belt 7
FallenAngel89: last ab belt
Vladimirovich2: eve sucks, you people are evil
Zyklon41: indeed
Oliver Singh: Actually, everybody has been /exceedingly/ nice to you so far.
Joe Yong: 0w yeah, mighty velator
Vladimirovich2: then WHY WONT THIS ASSHOLE DIE
ErwinVonRommel: whats a domination control tower?
Kiel Artredies: maybe you’d get a bit father if you tried to kill rats with a rookie ship instead of a large sub-capital ship
Oliver Singh: Because he’s ten times bigger than you, duh.
FallenAngel89: did you flipped my can so u deserve it
Zyklon41: watch out orca :D Velator is coming
AAlek: lol Vladimirovich2: your shields are taking damage
Oliver Singh: That’s what shield rechargers are for.
Joe Yong: 1000 velators and orca dies
Laeryssa Fiadi: actually, his orca is closer to 1000 times bigger tbh :p
Raiden MarkIV: lol a civ shield boost can tank him
FallenAngel89: lol
Oliver Singh: Well, about 400 velators would be sufficient, I expect, but one definitely doesn’t quite cut it. :)
FallenAngel89: rofl
Zyklon41: 400 in the same time
Oliver Singh: Yes.
Zyklon41: not only urself
Vladimirovich2: your going down!
Laeryssa Fiadi: lol
Vladimirovich2: all of you!!!!
Zyklon41: ofc
Oliver Singh: Goons were famous for trying this early on, large swarm of velators.
Zyklon41: haha
Vladimirovich2: RAWR
AAlek: lol
Zyklon41: must be fun to see
AAlek: this is great
Kiel Artredies: this has got to be the best night i’ve ever had while mining, ever
Oliver Singh: Worked well enough to chew battleships in seconds.
FallenAngel89: ok buddy seriously stop
Vladimirovich2: no i see red on your shields, ur just scared
FallenAngel89: ok watch my shields now
FallenAngel89: hows that?
Oliver Singh: /emote is leaning towards the ‘active trolling attempt’ now. :)
Vladimirovich2: i still see some red
Laeryssa Fiadi: obvious troll is obvious
Vladimirovich2: why u calling me a troll
Vladimirovich2: your a fucking trolll
Zyklon41: we the full bar is red, he still have 2 layers to get down
Raiden MarkIV: lol
Eventually the pilot of the Orca got got fed up with it.
FallenAngel89: dude seriously go away
Raiden MarkIV: cat sure does attract the cream of the ignorant population
Zyklon41: think it’s a fucking alt with a drugged pilot in there
Zyklon41: xD
FallenAngel89: yeah it does
FallenAngel89: and lol
AAlek: 1lol possibly
FallenAngel89: dude thats just a warning
FallenAngel89: leave b4 i pop u again
Zyklon41: you’re too kind xD
FallenAngel89: 10 seconds
Vladimirovich2: you wont do it
Zyklon41: let concord slap him
Zyklon41: will be fun
FallenAngel89: 5….
Drones go live…
Joe Yong: haha drama ))
Kiel Artredies: hes gotten you twice, you think a third is gonna be different?
AAlek: hahahaha
Joe Yong: babah
Axel vonSchalscha: I#m loling my ass off
Raiden MarkIV: im tempted to pop my wolf on a sui
Acer Fox: lolz
Boom.
Vladimirovich2: i get free velators you aint win shit!!
Axel vonSchalscha: XD
Raiden MarkIV: send him back to noob town
Oliver Singh: /emote has no words.
FallenAngel89: ok buddy
Caboosetheawesome: BRING ANOTHER!!!!
Joe Yong: MOAR velators!!!!
Vladimirovich2: FUCK U!!!!!
AAlek: i think he is pissed at fallen
Vladimirovich2: I QUIT THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!
Zyklon41: bye
Laeryssa Fiadi: can i get a velator and suicide on your orca too Fallenangel?
Caboosetheawesome: NO DON’T!!!!
Oliver Singh: And, he logged off.
Joe Yong: sob
FallenAngel89: LOL
FallenAngel89: o man
What keeps amazing me to this moment is that he apparently actually expected to take down an Orca solo in a ship many times smaller than it was, on his first game day.
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