Slow Fourier Transform

Бедные американцы.

Shirow still didn’t send him a blowup Ami doll like he wanted. Probably should. :)
Mishya -dies-. I want one!
Shirow says, “Get a normal blowup doll with appropriate blonde hair, dye it, and add a sailor fuku. At least that’s the way I wanted to do that. :)”
Mishya says, “It isn’t amusing if I make it myself. Then it is kinda scary. ^^;”
Shirow says, “It is amusing if you make it yourself for someone else. :)”
Mishya says, “Good point! ;)”
Shirow says, “I don’t think they make ready ones anyway. I had a really hard time looking for things as simple as cosplay porn. :)”
Shirow has about 24 megs though. :)
Mishya says, “Of cosplay porn? ^^;;”
Shirow says, “Yep.”
Tokai says, “… There’s such a thing?”
Shirow says, “Want some? :)”
Tokai says, “Uh. c.c;”
Mishya says, “I actually don’t know if I could believe it without seeing it.. *c.c;;*”
Shirow just laughs. “It’s just as varied as all normal porn though, while there are some quite scary things, some things are very pretty. For example, Aika Miura in a Rei plugsuit.”
Tokai is just… stunned. She never knew that stuff existed.
Shirow didn’t either, until he chanced on some. Then he started actively looking for it out of curiosity. “The people on http://www.shuttle-japan.com/ make lots of it - it’s the bulk of cosplay porn I have seen to date. Unfortunately, it’s the worst-looking part of it as well. Some merits looking though. :)”
Mishya says, “I have to admit, I didn’t expect there to be cosplay porn ^^;”
Shirow just laughs, “I’ve heard reports of cosplay sex at cons too, actually.” :)
Tokai o_o;;
Mishya o.o;
Shirow says, “Come on, if there’s people who make - and consume - women in plaster casts porn, this shouldn’t be all that surprising. :)”
Mishya says, “I guess not.. I just never actually thought about it ^^;”
Shirow says, “You are way too pure to be real then. :)”
Mishya laughs! …no comment. ^^;;
Tokai just feels.. dirty, suddenly. c.c;
Shirow pulls a rope borrowed from Ilpalazzo, dropping Tokai into a deep, deep tunnel with water on the bottom. :)
Tokai O.O;;
Shirow says, “How old are the both of you really? :)”
Mishya says, “12! ^^”
Tokai says, “Mentally or Physically? c.c;”
Shirow says, “Legally. :)”
Tokai is legal. n.n
Shirow meant a number of full years you’d write in a form. :)
Mishya says, “12! ^^”
Shirow shakes his head, “I knew it, you’re both virtual.” :)
Tokai is actually too close to 30 than she’d like to admit. u_u;
Shirow says, “And you’re surprised at cosplay porn?!”
Tokai says, “Yes. u_u;;”

Комментарии:
“him” - один из старых знакомых которому я грозился подарить надувную куклу Ами (Sailor Mercury) — из стебных соображений. Уж больно упорно он от нее фанател…
cosplay - японское сокращение от costume play, проще говоря анимешный маскарад. cosplay porn соответствнно - порнография в костюмах анимешных персонажей. :)
con - английское сокращение от convention, т.е. слет — в данном случае анимешников.
Aika Miura - порнозвезда.

Мише вовсе не 12, а не менее 22. :)